Alex Frazier

Currently
Doing work around 19 so Kicks may run the theater. Both take turns caring for Barney. He is shown to be quick-tempered and immediately verbally assaults Victoire when discovering she slept with Kicks. Kicks receives the same waggling finger in the form of words often, which greatly upsets her. He is not blood related to the twins, but after dealing with their bullshit over the years (and being a close friend of their parents) he is more than deserving of the title "Uncle." He is 42, hazel-eyed and has slightly curled chocolate brown hair. Shallow people are quick to give him crap about the small space in his two front teeth.

In his earlier years, he had done janitor work for questionable Captains of questionable ships with questionable priorities. His hair spilled over his face and he would ask for lines of poetry. People were unsure of his gender. The twins would be dragged along.